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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS??
1) BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
2) GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me…
3) GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what’s your phone number??
4) GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
5) GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??
6) BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
7) BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
8) SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
9) MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
10) WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
11) MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
12) Girlfriend : “ ….And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.
13) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
14) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.
15) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have ?”
16) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
17) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”. .
18) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
19) Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.
20) Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
21) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
22) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? ”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
23) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.” -
What do Christians & Jews must know about the basic Islamic beliefs?
The word Islam derives from the same semitic root as the Hebrew word Shalom, which means peace. Islam means "entering into a condition of peace and security with God, through allegiance or surrender to him". Main tenets central to Islam is the absolute sense that there can only be one God - Allah - and that he is the source of all creation and disposer of all lives and events.
Hence, there is no God but God and Mohammad is his final prophet. It was not a completely new faith but is the third great monotheistic religion. Muslims believe that the original, unchanged message given to Muhammad, Jesus, Moses and all other prophets came from the One same God. In Muslim eyes, Muhammad completes a succession of prophets, including Abraham, Moses and Jesus, each of whom refined and restated the message of
God.
Islam enjoins belief in God as well as (a) His revealed books; (b) His angels; (c) His messengers or prophets, (d) the Latter Day (of Resurrection, or Judgment); and (e) the graceful acceptance of whatever comes from God. Regarding some of these points, the following needs to be understood:
1) Allah is the Arabic name for God and not the name of a special god of Islam. Jews, Christians and Muslims who speak Arabic all refer to God as Allah.
2) Islam regards the original Torah of Moses (the first five books of the Old Testament or Hebrew Bible), the Psalms of DAVID and the teachings of JESUS as being no less divinely revealed than the KORAN, although the Koran is believed to be God's final, complete, unadulterated and authoritative revelation.
3) ISLAM reveres the Old Testament patriarchs and prophets (especially ABRAHAM and MOSES) as true messengers of God, and considers Jesus as a virgin-born prophet of special pre-eminence, in whom the Word and Spirit of God were manifest. MUHAMMAD is regarded by Muslims as the last of God's prophet and, hence, 'the seal of the prophets'.
4) MARY, the mother of Jesus, is considered especially holy in Islam and is, in fact, the only woman mentioned by name in the Koran, “Mary” (Arabic, Maryam) being the name of one of the Koran’s most often-read chapters. -
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